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  • #1

    Put a Nokia through the wash

    Now it just vibrates and won't turn on (great as a dildo, crap as a phone) what do I do?
    Originally posted by Dave
    Originally posted by Stephen Fry
    [B]"It's now very common to hear people say, 'I'm rather offended by that.' As if that gives them certain rights. It's actually nothing more... than a whine. 'I find that offensive.' It has no meaning; it has no purpose; it has no reason to be respected as a phrase. 'I am offended by that.' Well, so ****ing what."
    Tags: phone
  • #2
    Insert into your anus

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    • #3
      Remove the battery asap, get some uncooked white rice and put into a sealed container with phone in a cool dry place for a few days.

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      • #4
        So leaving the battery in and trying to charge was a bad idea?
        Originally posted by Dave
        Originally posted by Stephen Fry
        [B]"It's now very common to hear people say, 'I'm rather offended by that.' As if that gives them certain rights. It's actually nothing more... than a whine. 'I find that offensive.' It has no meaning; it has no purpose; it has no reason to be respected as a phrase. 'I am offended by that.' Well, so ****ing what."

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        • #5
          The phones probably dry as I have left it in my trousers on the radiator overnight
          I only have balsamic rice, will that work?
          Originally posted by Dave
          Originally posted by Stephen Fry
          [B]"It's now very common to hear people say, 'I'm rather offended by that.' As if that gives them certain rights. It's actually nothing more... than a whine. 'I find that offensive.' It has no meaning; it has no purpose; it has no reason to be respected as a phrase. 'I am offended by that.' Well, so ****ing what."

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Tim View Post
            The phones probably dry as I have left it in my trousers on the radiator overnight
            I only have balsamic rice, will that work?
            You mean Basmati?

            And yes it will
            .

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            • #7
              That's what I mean, it's now sat in a bowl of rice.

              Last time I broke a phone the battery was fried, should I try a different battery?
              Originally posted by Dave
              Originally posted by Stephen Fry
              [B]"It's now very common to hear people say, 'I'm rather offended by that.' As if that gives them certain rights. It's actually nothing more... than a whine. 'I find that offensive.' It has no meaning; it has no purpose; it has no reason to be respected as a phrase. 'I am offended by that.' Well, so ****ing what."

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              • #8
                No mate, has to be Tesco's own brand of rice

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Vegas View Post
                  No mate, has to be Tesco's own brand of rice
                  He said white rice, so it was quite specific so I thought I would double check. I've already put it on a radiator and plugged it into charge
                  Originally posted by Dave
                  Originally posted by Stephen Fry
                  [B]"It's now very common to hear people say, 'I'm rather offended by that.' As if that gives them certain rights. It's actually nothing more... than a whine. 'I find that offensive.' It has no meaning; it has no purpose; it has no reason to be respected as a phrase. 'I am offended by that.' Well, so ****ing what."

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                  • #10
                    Silly git.

                    Common knowledge

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                    • #11
                      I've just put my phone through a wash cycle in the washing machine, I don't think me and common knowledge go together
                      Originally posted by Dave
                      Originally posted by Stephen Fry
                      [B]"It's now very common to hear people say, 'I'm rather offended by that.' As if that gives them certain rights. It's actually nothing more... than a whine. 'I find that offensive.' It has no meaning; it has no purpose; it has no reason to be respected as a phrase. 'I am offended by that.' Well, so ****ing what."

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                      • #12
                        Forgot to add, as this is a work phone what are my chances of just telling my work it has broke and getting away with it?
                        Originally posted by Dave
                        Originally posted by Stephen Fry
                        [B]"It's now very common to hear people say, 'I'm rather offended by that.' As if that gives them certain rights. It's actually nothing more... than a whine. 'I find that offensive.' It has no meaning; it has no purpose; it has no reason to be respected as a phrase. 'I am offended by that.' Well, so ****ing what."

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                        • #13
                          Dry it out then maybe. Doubt your work will take it to bits. Insured ?
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                          • #14
                            Not insured, only a cheap Nokia. Could do with it working though as don't have a phone which that SIM card will fit in
                            Originally posted by Dave
                            Originally posted by Stephen Fry
                            [B]"It's now very common to hear people say, 'I'm rather offended by that.' As if that gives them certain rights. It's actually nothing more... than a whine. 'I find that offensive.' It has no meaning; it has no purpose; it has no reason to be respected as a phrase. 'I am offended by that.' Well, so ****ing what."

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                            • #15
                              Just tell work it won't turn on lol, your not a phone technician so you have no idea why it's not working
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