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    Revenge on milk thief

    Some **** at wwork been robbing my milk and I'm not happy lol but can find out who it is :/ so was wondering how you lot would seek revenge?

    My plan was buy more milk, drink some then top up with strong laxative but don't think that would have the desired effect.

    so maybe lace with geeby or ket haha

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    Get animal powdered milk make it up leave that in fridge at work.
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    Buy a new bottle of milk, open it then leave it on a radiator for a week. Then seal it up and take it to work and wait for someone to drink it lol
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    Ignore that lol

    Could do but I want something that will have a visible effect on people so I Cam see who it is

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    This stuff.

    http://item.mobileweb.ebay.co.uk/vie...d=161066993133

    You can get a mini tub for around 3.

    It's horrible

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    Quote Originally Posted by tanktop View Post
    This stuff.

    http://item.mobileweb.ebay.co.uk/vie...d=161066993133

    You can get a mini tub for around 3.

    It's horrible
    Haha thats ok

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    Viagra and laxative. If it's a male colleague he will suffer twice as much however it would still get a female

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    That's a plan tim

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    Lmao, yeh but you'd need to somehow buy Viagra. Isn't it prescription?
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    Mix bleach with the milk.
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    Tell everybody it's breast fed milk

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave View Post
    Lmao, yeh but you'd need to somehow buy Viagra. Isn't it prescription?
    I can get the yellow ones for free
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    Mix bleach with the milk.
    or antifreeze

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    Mate in work done the laxative thing but in a high dosage was his formans son stealing it and endend up beind emitted to hospital

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    Quote Originally Posted by craig55 View Post
    Mate in work done the laxative thing but in a high dosage was his formans son stealing it and endend up beind emitted to hospital
    Haha that's good then and I've sorted some liquid laxative out someone is going to regret robbing my milk

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    Now you also need to lock all the toilet doors, lock them and climb over kind of thing. Then video results.

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    That would be awesome hahav

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    Put a sticker with your name on the milk, and do the laxative thing. That way they can't plead ignorance and you can just say you were constipated and you put your name on your milk so no one else would drink it without asking you.

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    I'd do the same
    Just to cover your back

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hardcore View Post
    Put a sticker with your name on the milk, and do the laxative thing. That way they can't plead ignorance and you can just say you were constipated and you put your name on your milk so no one else would drink it without asking you.
    It had my name on it, in big letters on 4 sides haha and I think laxatives will be best bet tbh

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    Use all the bog roll first

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